Key Largo Pirate Fest Comes to the Florida Keys

That’s Right Conch Heads, the Key Largo Pirate Festival returns to the Key Largo this weekend. Beginning Thursday, October 22nd and ending on Sunday, October 25th you can eat, drink and be merry while enjoying this fantastic pirate-themed festival. Complete with local music, food that could kill the most-seasoned sailor and the finest grog in [...]

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FEMA DECLARES ALL OUT WAR ON THE CONCH REPUBLIC

 
In a highly political move, FEMA has decided to punish the independent people of the Conch Republic. In a recent letter from a goverment burarat ( a person who can’t survive in private industy so becomes a non productive goverment worker). threatened all Conchs with strong  United States Federal Goverment reprisals if they don’t  destroy the lower floors on their [...]

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