Conch Republic Citizenship Information
The Royal Family, of the conch Republic, has authorized the issuance of citizenship to those individuals worldwide, who have demonstrated, thru action and belief the principles of Conch. Citizenship in the Conch Republic is an honor and subject to a thorough background check & is based on beliefs and actions not location. Conch citizenship is a privilege not a right and may be revoked at any time for actions not in accordance with the beliefs of Conch.
Who can apply for citizenship?
- Those who have demonstrated in the past the policy of acceptance of others
- Pirates, Salvagers & Beachcombers
- Anyone who feeds the poor with Happy Meals & Whoppers
- Those extremely cynical of government as a whole
- Individuals who are capable of solving problems simply
- Past or present Hippies, Beatniks and Hobos
Who should not apply?
- Lawyers (especially ambulance chasers & personal injury specialist)
- Anyone who has ever used the expression "That’s Business"
- Religious Zealots who believe they are better than others
- Extreme right wing thinkers
- Those who believe that war is a solution to anything
Each citizen of the Conch Republic, between the ages of 2 years old and 99 Years old is required to be a member of the Conch National Guard. You are expected to be available for homeland defense.
As a Conch Guard member you are required to keep at hand at all times:
- loaves of Stale Cuban Bread
- Lobster Tickle Stick
- Fishing Net
- Quart of premixed Margaritas or Drink of choice
Instructions to apply for Citizenship
Applications for Citizenship may be made Via the Internet or by mail each new citizen receives a 8 1/2" x 11" Certificate of Citizenship", signed by the royal Family, suitable for framing plus an Official registered Photo Conch Republic Identification Card issued by the Conch Republic. You must complete a full application and supply 2 Passport size photos, and sign the supplied affidavit of beliefs. The processing fee is $ 59. U.S. funds and must be paid with application. Passports may be ordered by any citizen of the Conch Republic and may be order with your citizenship papers. The citizenship passport package which includes Certificate of citizenship, photo ID plus Official Conch Republic passport is available at $189. plus shipping and handling.