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War of 2009

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FEMA DECLARES ALL OUT WAR ON THE CONCH REPUBLIC

  In a highly political move, FEMA has decided to punish the independent people of the Conch Republic. In a recent letter from a goverment burarat ( a person who can't survive in private industy so becomes a non productive goverment worker). threatened all Conchs with strong  United States Federal Goverment reprisals if they don't  destroy the lower floors on [...]

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Barbara Bush Holds Secret Meeting

An unidentified source close to the Royal family has announced that Barbara Bush will be holding secret meeting this week with Rear Admiral Munz of the Conch Republic. Rumors again fly that Barbara will be seeking political asylum in the Conch Republic. An unnamed source close to the situation believes that Mrs. Bush will formally [...]

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Two State Parks in Keys Might Close

Budget problems, low attendance cited as reasons… Two state parks in the Florida Keys have been targeted for closure if legislators make significant budget cuts. Dagny Johnson Key Largo Hammock Botanical State Park on North Key Largo and the Windley Key Fossil Reef Geological State Park in Islamorada could be among 19 parks that lock [...]

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Palin Masks are Best Sellers in Key West

One of Sarah Palin’s lesser-known accomplishments is her prowess with a cutlass, or so it would seem. A costume this outlandish can mean only one thing: Fantasy Fest is upon us. Tony Falcone, who founded Fast Buck Freddie’s in 1976 and went on to organize the first Fantasy Fest in 1979, is still working to [...]

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