After years of unfair taxation, Fee’s without representation and total disregard for the concerns of the people, leaders of the provisional government of the Northernmost Territory of the Conch Republic, today declared freedom and independence from the tyrants in Key West. At a Ceremony held at Snappers, a popular watering hole, attended by True Conch, dignitaries and representatives of many foreign governments, the Conch Flag was burned in empathy. The burning of the flag signals the end of all ties with the sitting puppet government in Key West.
The Independence proclamation declared, true Conch are disgusted with the Southernmost leaders who have forgotten the values our country was found on and have become Money Hungry puppets of the United States. Besides succession in an unpredicted move the newly formed Northernmost Territories of the Conch Republic declared all out War on the Conch Republic. It is rumored that a replica of the Seven Mile Bridge connecting the Northern and Southern territories will be blown up within the week.
The Independent Northernmost Territories of the Conch Republic has its Northern border at the Last Chance Saloon in Florida City and extends to mile marker 71. True Conchs and dignitaries from around the world where among the hundred attending the ceremonies in support of the new Republic.
As word spread across the new republic all in attendance moved to Sundowners for a special celebration and the first Raising of the Northernmost Territory of the Conch Republics Flag. Conch came from far & near to be part of this ceremony.
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