Conch Life

Mini WSeason 2012

By KEVIN WADLOW kwadlow@keynoter.com Posted - Saturday, July 28, 2012 11:01 AM EDT kwadlow@keynoter.com This huge lobster - the cooler lid is 48 inches long - was caught Thursday near Tom's Harbor Cut in Marathon. The two-day mini lobster season ended Thursday with no serious accidents in Keys waters. Photo courtesy of Monroe County Sheriff's [...]

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Lobster Season starts soon

Every July the coastal areas of Florida are flooded with lobster hunters trying to get their share of this year's bounty when the offical mini lobster season kicks off. There are two Florida Lobster Seasons, the 2 day mini season and the 8 month regular lobster season. The mini lobster season is always the last [...]

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Crocodile Attachs Ignites New Calls for Complete Independece of The Conch Republic.

Tempers ran high as Conch are told that Crocodiles have more rights than our children. In a ridiculous show of force, the foreign military tribunal, controlling this small nation has declared that citizens should fence in their properties in an attempt to save their children and pets from crocodile attacks. This subject came up after [...]

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Royal Navy of The Conch Republic needs your help!!!

As financial and political conditions continue to decline in neighboring countries the Royal Family of the Conch Republic is requesting assistance from all Conchs by registering their water vehicles for use by Homeland Security in the event of further unrest with our neighbors to the north (United States), east (Cuba) and west (Mexico). The Republic [...]

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Fantasy Fest 2011 Event Schedule

                              CARNIVALE FOR CARNIVORES Take a trip to Brazil without leaving the Florida Keys by dining at Braza Lena, an authentic Churrascaria! With 16 premium cuts of meat, a salad bar extravaganza and a new bar menu, this is the place for those that need to get a solid base for this fantastic fest. Open [...]